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“You try it!” Samantha challenges her bewildered beau (Adam) when he bellows that she´s acting like a squeamish princess. “If you´re fine with it, I´ll be fine with it.” Adam initially resists sampling his spooge (“It´s gay!” he whines) , but eventually he chokes down his rancid cum, with an anguished expression on his defeated visage. Although he reports that he´s “fine with it,” we know that he´s lying.

I lied too, 25 years ago, when I gobbled through the same horrible gastronomic gantlet. My lover Robyn perceived my bluff; she forced me to admit that I loathed cum drinking facials the salty, viscous wad. Ever since then, my glee at getting my lollipop licked has been tainted with advance remorse: My receiver is about to be nauseous.

“Sex and the City” provided me with a glimmer of hope, though, a key to decontaminating the puddles of my prick. When Samantha presents her pungent dilemma at lunch to her female friends, they advise her that “it has something to do with nutrition . there´s something he could eat to make it sweeter.” Her subsequent attempt to detox his dribblings with wheat grass juice and a ginger-melon smoothie proves unsuccessful, but cum drinking facials I still wondered wistfully: Is a herbal remedy available? Is there a cum-sweetening savior?

Is Eating Cum Healthy?

Healthy cum (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Cum is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it´s comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, cum contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. cum drinking facials While you shouldn´t