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The oversimplicity of these games is completely rooted in the minigames´ designs themselves. However, the blame for the repetitiveness of the games falls squarely on the overall game design and mission structure. A fair number of Magna Cum Laude´s missions require money or specific items-or both-to activate. As you play, you´ll have the ability to earn cash through a number of different side games and quests strewn throughout each level. Similarly, you can buy required outfits and accessories from a similar number of scattered locations. Unfortunately, all the minigames you have to play are literally the same games you´ll cum eater be playing during missions. Furthermore, only a scant couple of the games actually net you much cash, meaning you´ll have to play a lot of the same games over and over and over again.

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Further compounding the frustration of this sort of mission structuring is the game´s problematic pacing-at least on the console versions. A number of missions require you to move through multiple sections of the game´s world, which actually amounts to no easy task. Every single specific area, be it cum eater a dorm room or an outdoor quad, requires a load time of anywhere from 10 to 30 seconds. In fact, only a sparing few areas actually provide you with short load times, and more often, you´ll be out of action for at least 20 seconds at a time. This might be permissible if it weren´t for the fact that you´ll spend almost as much time loading as you will playing. The simple process of walking out of a room, then out of a building and into an open area, and then into another building can actually take upwards of a cum eater full minute and a half´s worth of loading, at times. The whole game itself is about a dozen hours long, though you have to wonder exactly how much of that time is spent staring at a loading screen.

Also, the game sort of tries to appease you by providing erotic photos of both the polygonal and “real-life” versions of the girls featured in the game as load screens, but unless you´re the kind of person who is immediately lulled into submission by the mere sight of a half-naked woman, it´s unlikely this will have any effect on the frustration-factor cum eater of the game´s loading times. The good news is that the PC version of the game is entirely devoid of these horrendous load times, which pretty much makes that version of the game the most enjoyable one by default. The Xbox version´s load times are also somewhat shorter than the PlayStation 2´s, but both have their lengthy loading periods.

However, if you can find a way to look past the abhorrent console loading times and generally banal gameplay, Magna Cum Laude is most certainly an entertaining experience, thanks largely to its irreverent sense of humor.