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“You try it!” Samantha challenges her bewildered beau (Adam) when he bellows that she´s acting like a squeamish princess. “If you´re fine with it, I´ll be fine with it.” Adam initially resists sampling his spooge (“It´s gay!” he whines) , but eventually he chokes down his rancid cum, with an anguished expression on his defeated visage. Although he reports that he´s “fine with it,” we know that he´s lying.

I lied too, 25 years ago, when I gobbled through the same horrible gastronomic gantlet. My lover Robyn perceived my bluff; she forced me to admit that I loathed female cum the salty, viscous wad. Ever since then, my glee at getting my lollipop licked has been tainted with advance remorse: My receiver is about to be nauseous.

“Sex and the City” provided me with a glimmer of hope, though, a key to decontaminating the puddles of my prick. When Samantha presents her pungent dilemma at lunch to her female friends, they advise her that “it has something to do with nutrition . there´s something he could eat to make it sweeter.” Her subsequent attempt to detox his dribblings with wheat grass juice and a ginger-melon smoothie proves unsuccessful, but female cum I still wondered wistfully: Is a herbal remedy available? Is there a cum-sweetening savior?

Times sure have changed since the last time a Leisure Suit Larry game hit store shelves. Once the name in sexually charged adventure gaming, the Leisure Suit Larry series has been altogether dormant since the ´90s. This could at least be partially attributed to the fact that the sort of humor the series brought to the table was frequently being upstaged by increasingly foul and bawdy humor in all other facets of the media. Now, more than half a decade after the last Leisure Suit female cum Larry, VU Games