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The main portions of Magna Cum Laude´s story largely involve Larry´s attempts to woo a series of blatantly stereotypical women scattered about the campus and surrounding town. There´s the highly popular and ditzy cheerleader, the tough greaser/biker chick, the artsy French girl, the bookworm-turned vixen/lesbian, and, in a nod to the American Pie films, a sex-obsessed and mildly satanic band geek. To try to wear down the defenses of these girls, Larry has to jump through a series of hoops to either prove himself to them or to just plain trick them. Typically, this involves a lot of minigames jizz drinking and a lot of alcohol. Just like real life!

The primary minigame you´ll find yourself faced with in Magna Cum Laude is the conversation minigame. How do you turn a conversation with a woman into a game? Why, by putting a window at the bottom of the screen and letting you navigate a smiley-faced cumshots through a wacky obstacle course, of course!

Sounds deranged, doesn´t it? It´s actually not all that bad. Basically, the way in which you steer Larry´s conversational course of lies and exaggerations is by controlling this happy little cumshots. You will frequently come upon jizz drinking sections in the little obstacle course with three icons, one of which you will have no choice but to pass through. These represent things Larry will say next during his conversation. By passing through the green icon, Larry will say the best thing possible. By passing through a red icon, Larry will say something wholly unappealing, and thus he will begin to lose the girl´s interest. There are also other, context-sensitive icons that will appear from time to time, some good and some bad. Also, you´ll frequently have to navigate around a whole host of other random, though dodgeable icons, jizz drinking like ones that will make you belch, and others that progressively make Larry drunker (and thus make the cumshots icon harder to move properly) . This is certainly an inventive way to turn a conversation into a game, though it can be a little distracting at times, especially when you´re trying to pay attention to the dialogue.

Unfortunately, this is about the only inventive or interesting minigame that Magna Cum Laude throws at you. The rest range from varying types of Space Channel 5-style rhythm games-where you have to match the controller commands called out by another character-to basic jizz drinking “collect a whole bunch of items and run away from bad guys while you do it” games. There´s even a series of Tapper-inspired games, as well as a simple analog-stick- or mouse-based version of the classic drinking game “quarters.” The variety may sound good, but each and every one of these games is simple to a fault-and highly repetitive.