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We´ve already raved at length about the solid voice acting, but the acting itself is not the only boon when it comes to the dialogue. The overall sound design provides you a lot of fun opportunities to discover random bits of comedy in strange places. Just walk up to one group of people or another, and launch into some strange and funny conversations that are completely outside of what you´re doing. Then you´ll know what we mean. The only problem with this is that each time you walk up to a group, the exchange always begins with the same cum eating facials line, and the only time you´ll hear a new one is if you stay in that level and walk back to the group a second or third time. If you go elsewhere and have to reload that level, it starts all over again; this can become a little repetitive. The game also features some bizarre licensed music, which, despite consisting of a seemingly ill-fitting roster of artists-like 2 Live Crew, Mötley Crüe, and Right Said Fred-somehow just works in the context of the game.

When it comes right down to it, Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude is not cum eating facials a recommendable “game,” per se, so much as it is a recommendable experience. The game portions found here are largely insignificant and are actually pretty uninteresting as a whole, but the comedically brilliant story, characters, and dialogue, as well as the clever and profane tone of it all, really do make this a game worth playing through for anybody who enjoys a particularly adult brand of humor. Of course, if you had any serious affection for the old Leisure Suit Larry games, it´s quite possible that you´ll be offended by how little this game resembles its predecessors, both in humor cum eating facials and in gameplay. But, if you can put the past aside and simply let this game do its thing, it´ll likely provide you with more than enough laughs.

All About Cum

Cum. You´ve heard the word a million times. You know it´s slang for cum, or the fluid ejaculated from the tip of your penis (urethra) during orgasm. But what exactly is cum?

If you said cumshots, you´re partly correct. But only around one percent of the average ejaculate (or “load”) consists of cumshots. The rest is made up of secretions from parts of your genital-urinary tract. cum eating facials

What´s cumshots got to do with it?

Biologically speaking, the main purpose of cum is to help cumshots survive their journey to a female´s egg, where fertilization occurs. In this respect, cum acts like a team of bodyguards; it carries cumshots along, nourishes them and helps deliver them safely to their destination.

Cumshots are produced in the testicles. They then spend 60 to 90 days in the epididymis (the coiled tubes draped above the testes) , where they grow to maturity. Amazingly, the average ejaculate contains between 40 million to 600 million cumshots, depending on the volume cum eating facials of cum.

What else is cum made of?

Fun Facts About Cum

The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.

A load of ejaculate contains 40 million to 600 million cumshots.

Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You´d have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a “death by chocolate” dessert.

Besides cumshots, cum is made of secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures. These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper´s glands and glands of Littre. Cum cum eating facials itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, cumshotsine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the cumshots.

How much cum is produced?

The volume of your ejaculate can vary, depending on how well hydrated you are and how many times you´ve ejaculated within a short period of time. The average ejaculate measures around a half-teaspoon, though it may reach a little over a teaspoon. During a single sexual experience, the volume of ejaculate is greatest the first time you cum, and less for each subsequent load. “Remember the law of diminishing cum eating facials returns,” says Franklin Lowe, M.D., M.P.H., F.A.C.S., associate director of Urology at St. Luke´s/Roosevelt Hospital Center in New York, NY.

In general, volume decreases with age as the prostate enlarges. This does not mean potency necessarily decreases, however. “The greatest misconception about cum is that the amount of ejaculate fluid is correlated with virility and potency,” says Dr. Lowe. “In fact, cumshots count can be normal even in smaller volumes.”

Despite anecdotal reports of herbs that can help increase the volume of ejaculate, there is no medically proven way to improve your volume, notes GayHealth.com´s medical director, Dr. cum eating facials Stephen Goldstone.

Does cum have a typical look, smell and taste?

Cum usually appears as an opalescent white fluid that gets clear and runny within minutes after ejaculation. Often, cum has an odor that resembles chlorine. And the different parts of cum have different tastes. “For example, the component from the seminal vesicle, which is high in fructose [sugar], will be slightly sweeter than the rest of the fluid,” Dr. Lowe explains. That said, cum characteristics do vary from person to person, month to month. Small changes in color, smell or taste are not necessarily cause for alarm, cum eating facials adds Dr. Goldstone.

Blood in your cum can signal a broken blood vessel, which may result from the force of your ejaculation. If this is the case, the blood will usually subside after a couple of days. You should contact your doctor if your cum continues to look brown or red, because this may signal an infection of the prostate or seminal vesicle, says Dr. Lowe. A yellowish or greenish discharge from the urethra is frequently a sign of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted disease (STD) that can be cured with antibiotics.

Also consult your doctor if your ejaculate cum eating facials has a strong, foul smell. This, too, could be a sign of a prostate infection.

What is ´pre-cum´?

Pre-cum is a normal part of the male sexual experience. It is a clear secretion from the glands of Littre that seeps from the urethra when you´re in a sexually excited state. As the name suggests, pre-cum precedes ejaculation.

Things you can catch

HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia, nongonococcal urethritis (NGU) and cytomegalovirus (CMV) can all be transmitted through cum. “Safer sex is imperative to prevent the spread of venereal disease,” says Dr. Lowe. “The exchange of body fluids can cum eating facials exchange all bacteria and viruses.”

Like cum, the biological function of pre-cum is to protect the cumshots. Pre-cum is an alkaline, which neutralizes the acid levels in urine. By lowering the acid levels, cumshots have a better chance of surviving their trip through your urethra.

The quantity of pre-cum (if any) can widely vary, depending on the guy and his level of sexual stimulation.

If you´re HIV-positive, your cum may contain high levels of HIV, even if your blood levels show low or undetectable amounts of the virus.

Can I get HIV or STDs from pre-cum cum eating facials or cum?

Yes, both pre-cum and cum can transmit HIV and STDs like gonorrhea, nongonococcal urethritis (NGU) and cytomegalovirus (CMV) . “Safer sex is imperative to prevent the spread of these diseases,” says Dr. Lowe.

Unprotected oral, anal and vaginal sex all carry risks for HIV and STD transmission. In the case of HIV, unprotected anal sex is the highest risk sex act two men can perform. We do know that unprotected oral sex is much less risky than unprotected anal sex-particularly if you don´t swallow cum or take a load in your mouth. However, it´s important to cum eating facials remember that low risk is notno risk. Condom use is the best way to protect yourself from HIV transmission during sex.

If you have HIV, your cum may contain high levels of the virus, even if you´re taking antiretroviral medications and have a low or undetectable amount of virus in your blood. This means that patients with no detectable blood viral load can still transmit HIV to their sexual partners.

In a study published in the New England Journal of Medicinein 1998, HIV-positive men with no detectable levels of HIV in their blood still had HIV DNA (provirus) cum eating facials present in cells within their cum. The researchers found that the provirus was able to replicate HIV when antiretroviral medication dosages fell. In addition, the provirus can be transmitted to sexual partners, who will then become infected with HIV.

Many people have questions about oral sex and disease transmission: Can you catch an STD from oral sex? Can get other diseases from swallowing cum? Will swallowing cum hurt you or make you sick? Is it safer to spit than to swallow? We´ll attempt to demystify some of these issues.

First the Good News

Cum is cum eating facials an all-natural bodily fluid that doesn´t harbor any diseases or harmful bacteria in a healthy person. The purpose of cum is to transport cumshots to the female ova, and it is a high-protein, nutrient-rich medium designed to support and sustain the cumshotsatazoa during their relatively brief journey. The cumshots themselves also present no threat in the digestive tract, and are neutralized by gastric fluids by the time they reach the stomach.

If anything, swallowing the cum of a healthy male may in fact be good for you , since it is a highly concentrated source of protein, minerals, cum eating facials natural sugars, and other nutrients. Healthy seminal fluid is mostly fructose and proteins, and doesn´t contain any harmful chemicals. The slightly bleachy smell of cum comes from its alkaline pH and minute traces of chlorine, but if it´s mild enough for a vagina , it´s not going to be any harsher on your mouth or throat.

Because the ducts and glands that produce the components of cum feed into the urethra, the same passage that carries urine out of the penis , cum may pick up some traces of urea or uric acid. However, these are harmless, cum eating facials as is healthy urine in general. The urinary tract of a healthy person contains only trace amounts of bacteria, and there are no substances in urine that are harmful to consume in the quantities excreted normally.

The Not-so Good News

The sort of good news is that swallowing your partner´s cum will not put you at any greater risk for catching an STD. The flip side is that if your partner does have an STD, by the time you´ve had unprotected oral sex with them, whether you swallow or not, you´ve been exposed to whatever they´re carrying.

cum eating facials Having unprotected oral sex (giving a blow job without a condom ) is risky. Some of the disease that can be transmitted through oral sex if your partner is infected include herpes, genital warts, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis. The risk of HIV transmission through oral sex is still undetermined. Some experts say there is little to no risk of getting HIV through fellatio, while some say there is possible risk, especially if there are cuts or sores in the mouth of the person performing oral sex .

Because most of the STDs mentioned are transmitted cum eating facials through contact with sores or lesions on the genitals, or are present in the pre-ejaculate fluid (precum) , a person performing unprotected oral sex on an infected partner has already been exposed even before their partner ejaculates. If your partner cums in your mouth, you may be exposed to additional quantities of STD pathogens in the cum, which can infect you through the mucous membranes in your mouth and throat or through small cuts or scrapes on the inside of the mouth.

However, if you´ve already gone that far, swallowing the cum isn´t going to put you at cum eating facials much additional risk. If anything, once the cum is in your mouth, swallowing may be the quickest way to get rid of it. Once you´ve swallowed, your digestive enzymes and acids will probably destroy any germs in the cum, and your stomach and intestines are not vulnerable to infection by STDs.

If your partner has cum in your mouth and you are concerned about STDs, you can minimize your risk by either quickly spitting or swallowing. The point is just to get the cum out of your mouth quickly one way or another. Then whether you´ve spit or swallowed, cum eating facials gargle and rinse your mouth thoroughly with a 3% hydrogen peroxide solution (the type available in drug stores for first aid) . This will kill any germs in your mouth and throat and wash them out of cuts in the mucous membranes.

But It Made Me Barf

Although there is nothing in healthy cum that can cause illness, some people get nauseated or even vomit during or after performing fellatio. This is a result of the gag reflex being triggered and is not a cause for alarm. The gag reflex is a way that your body protects you cum eating facials from choking, and is activated when something - like the blowjobs of a cock-touches the back of the throat, stimulating certain nerves. If the reflex is stimulated enough, it may cause involuntary vomiting. The gag reflex can be controlled by practicing relaxation techniques. If this is a persistent problem, you may want to try a different angle when performing fellatio.

Other people may become nauseated after swallowing cum for psychological reasons, or because they find the taste or consistency of the cum unpalatable. If you find oral sex or cum repugnant, addressing underlying psychological causes may be necessary. cum eating facials If the taste or consistency of the cum itself is objectionable, there may be dietary changes that your partner can make to improve the flavor of his spunk.

The Bottom Line

Unprotected oral sex, whether you swallow or not, is risky if you don´t know your partner´s health status. Oral sex without a condom, whether or not your partner cums in your mouth, can transmit several STDs, if your partner is infected. However, swallowing cum will never, in itself, give you an STD or any other disease, and swallowing does not significantly increase your chances of contracting cum eating facials an STD.

In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what´s in what they´re eating . And of course, if you´re going to eat cum, it´s no different. Unfortunately, it´s hard to find exact nutritional data for cum, but here´s some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

What´s in Cum

Obviously, cum contains cumshotsatozoa, but cumshots accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. cum eating facials The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here´s a listing of some of cum´s ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol

Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) , creatine

Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium

Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C) , vitamin B12, choline

Hormones: Testosterone , prostaglandins

Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

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